Al Davis: Likes/Dislikes

Al Davis: Likes/Dislikes by Saberhagendaaz

May 14, 2009, 1:00 pm
Filed under: Saberhagendaaz | Tags: Al Davis, Blood Types, Chinamen, Filipinos, Hearse, Prius, Spanish Inquisition, Tim Brown, Tony Gonzales

Recently, Tim Brown suggested that Al Davis doesn’t like black people. It was just like when Kanye West said the same thing about George Bush, except that in this case it’s not true. To make sure no further mistakes like this happen, Style Points sent Mr. Davis a questionnaire about his likes and dislikes. Here are his answers:

Category	Likes	Dislikes
Races	Blacks (excluding Tim Brown and Marcus Allen)	Mexicans (especially Tony Gonzales)
Weapons	Sharpened Dentures	N/A
Cities	Oakland/Los Angeles	Los Angeles/Oakland
Bathroom Reading	Phillipine-American War Literature	Popular Science
Vehicles
Morbidly Obese Coaches	John Madden	Art Shell
History	The Crusades, The Spanish Inquisition, Waterboarding, Richard Nixon	Due Process, The Renaissance, Handjobs, Chinamen
Kiffins	Layla, and the bastard children Lane thinks are his	Lane, AKA the douchebag who will never see the rest of his contracted money
Blood Types	B- (hard to find, but a distinct, oaky flavor)	O+ (only fit for commoners)

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