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Ask An Old Redneck Vol. 2
May 21, 2009, 1:30 pm
Filed under: Business_Socks | Tags: advice, apple bottom, Big Papi, boobs, Bull Head Clap, Festus T. Bogwater, gay grandson, gorilla roids, Jamba Juice, Kubota, Michael Vick, Vida Guerra
Filed under: Business_Socks | Tags: advice, apple bottom, Big Papi, boobs, Bull Head Clap, Festus T. Bogwater, gay grandson, gorilla roids, Jamba Juice, Kubota, Michael Vick, Vida Guerra
It’s time to check in with Festus again. Let’s see who’s needing a nice dose of anonymous advice.
Dear Mr. Bogwater,
Long time reader, first time writer. I’ve been struggling at the plate lately. My power has mysteriously disappeared. Though last night I connected for my first home run of the year. What I would like to know is do you think that’s a sign that I’m getting my stroke back or just dumb luck?
Thanks,
Brokedown in Beantown
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Ask An Old Redneck
May 14, 2009, 11:00 am
Filed under: Business_Socks | Tags: Ask an Old Redneck, Braylon Edwards, Brett Favre, Festus T. Bogwater
Filed under: Business_Socks | Tags: Ask an Old Redneck, Braylon Edwards, Brett Favre, Festus T. Bogwater
Festus T. Bogwater
A recurring feature where Style Points’ resident Old Redneck Festus T. Bogwater answers reader questions.
Dear Festus,
I’ve recently retired. I spend all my time out on my farm hiding from my wife and kids. Truthfully, I’d like to go back to work but I don’t know if I should. I’m a gunslinger by nature and it’s hard to let the old career go. Also, I’ll probably go to a rival organization and will be subject to a lot of bad press. That being said, I’m losing my mind sitting on this lawnmower. What should I do?
Hesitant in Hattiesburg
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